What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 19:04

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd